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Now you can send your enemies farts in a jar because internet

Bethan McKernanMay 14, 2015 Revenge is a dish best served malodorous. If glitterbombing your enemies by post didn’t convey the depth of your hatred well enough, the internet now provides another option: farts in a jar.

Yes, that’s right - for the bargain price of $10, Send a Jart will deliver the olfactory opposite of a bunch of flowers in a hipster-esque mason jar. Just decide on whether you want to enclose a note and within two or three days a fart will be winging its way that special person in your life. The site includes some brilliant testimonials from satisfied users of the service, including one from Jennifer S:“A few months ago, I put my lunch in the fridge at work.

It had my name on it in big bold letters. I caught someone eating it and asked them if their name was "Jennifer." Turns out it was.

Two can play that game, girl. I sent her a Jart a week later. She won the battle, but I won the war." Posting your haters a glittery mess remains the classier option.

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