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Bored Panda 175 Scary Jokes To Keep Halloween Spirits All Year Round Home Partnership Advertise Success stories Jobs About us Contact 23points x Facebook Pinterest Twitter Halloween, Jokes2 weeks ago
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Publish Not your original work? Add source With it being officially October and Halloween soon approaching, everyone's in the mood for some early holiday prep: getting their Halloween decorations up, browsing for Halloween costume ideas, and making a list of ghost movies to binge-watch on All Hallows Eve. Yet, there's one more thing missing on the to-do list: a list of scary jokes just to keep the horror meter in check.
175 Scary Jokes To Keep Halloween Spirits All Year Round
Eligijus Sinkunas andVioleta Lyskoit
Publish Not your original work? Add source With it being officially October and Halloween soon approaching, everyone's in the mood for some early holiday prep: getting their Halloween decorations up, browsing for Halloween costume ideas, and making a list of ghost movies to binge-watch on All Hallows Eve. Yet, there's one more thing missing on the to-do list: a list of scary jokes just to keep the horror meter in check.
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According to a recent survey, almost one-quarter of polled Americans revealed that Halloween is one of their favorite holidays. Halloween doesn't cease to be so popular because it satisfies humans' fundamental need to explore and even celebrate the enigmas that frighten us.
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However, to relieve the tension, the humor element is often needed. Therefore, many horror movies tend to utilize it by throwing some creepy jokes or funny elements into context. This is also why the conjunction of two utterly opposing film genres, horror-comedy, has been making bank at the box office.
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So it's fair to say that often, comedy and horror come hand in hand. And for all the adrenaline junkies, the tension and the mix of emotions created by throwing some horror jokes and laughs to neutralize intense scares is precisely what they are looking for.
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While scary Halloween jokes are not meant to startle, they provide quality entertainment for the fans of the genre and all things ghoulish. To keep the tension and frights at bay, we've compiled a bunch of ghost jokes and spooky skeleton jokes to tickle your funniest bone!
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Do you know of any more Halloween jokes? Was there a scary joke you will equip at the upcoming Halloween shindig? Let us know!
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This post may include affiliate links. #1 What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?
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Report 19points POST Headless Roach Headless Roach Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago Meh, the voices in my head won't let me feel lonely 1 1point reply #2 "My mom told me that if I watched scary movies, the monster could come out of the TV and haunt the house... so I only watched them at my friends' house." Report 15points POST Headless Roach Headless Roach Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago Mom must be proud 2 2points reply #3 Being a baby must be scary. Imagine going to sleep and waking up in Walmart.
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Report 14points POST Headless Roach Headless Roach Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago It can happen to anyone, apparently. 5296462601..._700-1.jpg 1 1point reply #4 Why are twin witches tricky?
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Because you can't figure which witch is which. Report 12points POST #5 Why was the fart scary?
Because the sound came from the morgue.
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Report 11points POST Headless Roach Headless Roach Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago Some say it's most terrifying when it feels wet 2 2points reply #6 What kind of music are balloons scared of?
Pop music! Report 11points POST Bored_Panda Bored_Panda Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago Pop it off pop it off? 3 3points reply #7 What's comforting and scary at the same time?
A warm toilet seat.
Pop music! Report 11points POST Bored_Panda Bored_Panda Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago Pop it off pop it off? 3 3points reply #7 What's comforting and scary at the same time?
A warm toilet seat.
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Report 11points POST Headless Roach Headless Roach Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago I always wonder what people think when they buy those modern seats with a preheat button. 'It would be nice to enjoy the warmth of my predecessor"? 2 2points reply View More Replies...
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View more comments #8 Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body. Report 11points POST #9 Why do ghosts make the best cheerleaders?
No body. Report 11points POST #9 Why do ghosts make the best cheerleaders?
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They have a lot of spirit! Report 11points POST #10 What classes do witches love in school?
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Spelling! Report 10points POST #11 What music was the mummy listening to on Halloween?
Wrap music.
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Report 10points POST #12 Where do ghosts mostly go on vacations?
Boohamas! Report 10points POST #13 How do ghosts tell their future?
Boohamas! Report 10points POST #13 How do ghosts tell their future?
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By reading their horrorscope. Report 10points POST #14 Where do rich, fashionable ghosts shop?
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Boo-tiques! Report 10points POST #15 What's a ghost's favourite game?
Hide and shriek!
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Report 10points POST #16 How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?
He's always coffin! Report 10points POST #17 What is a vampire’s favourite fruit?
Necktarines!
He's always coffin! Report 10points POST #17 What is a vampire’s favourite fruit?
Necktarines!
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Report 10points POST #18 "I had a nightmare last night that my Tik Tok account was deleted. It was scary, because for a second I thought I had a Tik Tok account." Report 10points POST #19 Why are mummies scared to go on vacations?
Because they are scared that they'll relax and unwind!
Because they are scared that they'll relax and unwind!
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Report 9points POST #20 A single zombie is scary, but a row of zombies forms something even scarier... a deadline. Report 9points POST #21 "I swiped left because her Tinder profile looked scary.
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I was afraid I might get ghosted." Report 9points POST #22 "My friend wanted a scary movie recommendation. I suggested an inconvenient truth." Report 9points POST #23 "I always hear about how scary deep sea fish are...
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but just think of all the pressure they're under!" Report 9points POST #24 What is in a ghost’s nose?
Boo-gers. Report 9points POST #25 What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Boo-gers. Report 9points POST #25 What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
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Frostbite. Report 9points POST #26 Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
They have no body to love.
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Report 9points POST #27 What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The grim sweeper.
The grim sweeper.
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Report 9points POST #28 What is the witch’s favorite crime show?
America’s Most Haunted. Report 9points POST #29 What is hot and scary at the same time?
America’s Most Haunted. Report 9points POST #29 What is hot and scary at the same time?
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Ghost pepper! Report 8points POST #30 Why don't ghosts take the stairs but use elevators instead?
Because it raises their spirits.
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Report 8points POST #31 What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?
Spare ribs.
Spare ribs.
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Report 8points POST #32 What's the worst kind of Halloween decoration?
A Trumpkin! Report 8points POST #33 If you think that your computer, laptop and phone spying on you is scary then think again, because your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
A Trumpkin! Report 8points POST #33 If you think that your computer, laptop and phone spying on you is scary then think again, because your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
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Report 8points POST #34 That "Born to Be Wild" song is actually pretty scary. Especially the part where they find a head out on the highway.
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Report 8points POST #35 What do you call it when a group of people survive a deadly plane crash?
Just plane scary. Report 8points POST #36 What’s the difference between a homeless clown and a scary clown?
Just plane scary. Report 8points POST #36 What’s the difference between a homeless clown and a scary clown?
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One is penniless and the other is Pennywise. Report 8points POST #37 A man and a little boy are walking into the woods... as darkness falls upon them, the little boy gets scared and says to the man, "It sure is scary in here..." The man says to the boy...
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"You're telling me, I gotta walk out of here alone!" Report 8points POST #38 How do you know you've been ghosted?
The poltergeist doesn't text you back. Report 8points POST #39 Where does a skeleton go for a fun night?
The poltergeist doesn't text you back. Report 8points POST #39 Where does a skeleton go for a fun night?
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Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint. Report 8points POST #40 Why did the skeleton start a fight?
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Because he had a bone to pick. Report 8points POST #41 What kind of food would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
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Report 8points POST #42 Why did the witch take a nap?
She needed to rest a spell. Report 8points POST #43 What kind of bread do zombies like?
She needed to rest a spell. Report 8points POST #43 What kind of bread do zombies like?
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Whole brain. Report 8points POST #44 Why don't zombies eat popcorn with their hands?
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They eat their hands separately. Report 8points POST #45 Why aren't zombies ever arrested?
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They can't be captured alive. Report 8points POST #46 Why did the zombie become a mortician?
To put food on the table.
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Report 8points POST #47 Who's the scariest body builder of all time?
Dr. Frankenstein.
Dr. Frankenstein.
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Report 8points POST #48 What did the skeleton wear to the Halloween party?
A human costume! Report 8points POST #49 What do you call zombies in pajamas?
A human costume! Report 8points POST #49 What do you call zombies in pajamas?
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The sleepwalking dead. Report 8points POST #50 What's a zombie's favorite weather?
Cloudy, with a chance of brain.
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Report 8points POST #51 Do you find birds to be scary?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine Dragons!
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Report 7points POST #52 What starts with T and ends in X and adults are the most scared of it?
Tax.
Tax.
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Report 7points POST #53 What makes cheese Frankenstein so scary?
Because he's a Muenster!
Because he's a Muenster!
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Report 7points POST #54 Why are Halloween French pastries so scary?
Because they give you crepes.
Because they give you crepes.
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Report 7points POST #55 What happened when the lady didn't pay her exorcist on Halloween?
Her house was repossessed.
Her house was repossessed.
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Report 7points POST #56 What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Spooketti. Report 7points POST #57 What are vampires scared of most of the time?
Spooketti. Report 7points POST #57 What are vampires scared of most of the time?
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Tooth decay! Report 7points POST #58 Where do ghosts buy their essentials from?
Ghost-ery store.
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Report 7points POST #59 What's fruits do ghosts love the most?
Boo-berries. Report 7points POST #60 Where do mummies like to go for a swim?
Boo-berries. Report 7points POST #60 Where do mummies like to go for a swim?
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To the Dead Sea. Report 7points POST #61 Why do vampires love baseball?
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Because they turn into bats each and every night. Report 7points POST #62 What’s big, furry and has eight wheels?
A monster on roller skates!
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Report 7points POST #63 Did you hear about the giant monster who ate too many houses?
He was homesick! Report 7points POST #64 Are there any Halloween monsters who are good at maths?
Nope, unless you Count Dracula! Report 7points POST #65 Did you all see the new scary about the killer cow?
It was horror-bull.
He was homesick! Report 7points POST #64 Are there any Halloween monsters who are good at maths?
Nope, unless you Count Dracula! Report 7points POST #65 Did you all see the new scary about the killer cow?
It was horror-bull.
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Report 7points POST #66 What do you call a really scary horse that only appears after the sun has set?
A nightMARE! Report 7points POST #67 "I had a scary dream last night. I dreamed that I woke up dead.
A nightMARE! Report 7points POST #67 "I had a scary dream last night. I dreamed that I woke up dead.
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I was so scared I was beside myself." Report 7points POST #68 What did the scary old lady say when she found a gold cauldron?
"I’m gonna be witch." Report 7points POST #69 What’s Gordon Ramsey’s favorite scary movie?
"Get out". Report 7points POST #70 "I was walking home late one night when I saw dozens of giant cupcakes and pies everywhere.
"I’m gonna be witch." Report 7points POST #69 What’s Gordon Ramsey’s favorite scary movie?
"Get out". Report 7points POST #70 "I was walking home late one night when I saw dozens of giant cupcakes and pies everywhere.
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It was kind of scary. The streets were oddly desserted." Report 7points POST #71 You go to a really scary haunted house, what do you wear?
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Depends... no seriously, depends.
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Report 7points POST #72 "My printer has started printing scary stories in the middle of the night. Somehow they’re all in Braille. It’s giving me goosebumps." Report 7points POST #73 What did Dracula say when the witch and the warlock started kissing?
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Get a broom! Report 7points POST #74 Why did the headless horseman go into business?
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He wanted to get ahead in life. Report 7points POST #75 What do you call Ryan Gosling in a mummy costume?
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Ryan Gauzeling. Report 7points POST #76 How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
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Report 7points POST #77 What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
A grave problem. Report 7points POST #78 How does a witch style her hair?
A grave problem. Report 7points POST #78 How does a witch style her hair?
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With scare spray. Report 7points POST #79 What do you call a witch with a rash?
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An itchy-witchy. Report 7points POST #80 Where do ghouls send their post?
The Ghost Office!
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Report 7points POST #81 Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin. Report 7points POST #82 How do you get rid of demons?
Because of all the coffin. Report 7points POST #82 How do you get rid of demons?
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Exorcise a lot. Report 7points POST #83 What was the chicken ghost's name?
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Poultrygeist. Report 7points POST #84 What's a zombie's favorite treat?
You might guess brain food, but it's actually eye candy. Report 7points POST #85 What's scarier than a scary movie?
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Mathematics homework! Report 6points POST #86 What's the best dessert you can have alone after watching a scary movie?
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Eye scream! Report 6points POST #87 What do you call a big, prejudiced, scary clown?
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A big IT. Report 6points POST #88 Why was Tom scared of making friends?
Because of the fear of getting ghosted.
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Report 6points POST #89 When was the turkey scary?
When it was goblin! Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #90 What's empty-headed and orange and always tries to be scary?
When it was goblin! Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #90 What's empty-headed and orange and always tries to be scary?
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Jack O'lantern. Report 6points POST #91 Where does Dracula keep his valuables?
In the blood bank.
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Report 6points POST #92 Where do ghosts mostly trick-or-treat?
At dead ends. Report 6points POST #93 What do you call witches living together?
At dead ends. Report 6points POST #93 What do you call witches living together?
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Broom-mates! Report 6points POST #94 Why can't ghosts ever be good at lying?
Because one can see through them.
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Report 6points POST #95 What would you call the spiders who married on Halloween?
Newly webbed! Report 6points POST #96 What do ghosts clean their hair with?
Newly webbed! Report 6points POST #96 What do ghosts clean their hair with?
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Shamboo! Report 6points POST #97 What toppings do ghouls love on their ice cream?
Lemon and slime.
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Report 6points POST #98 What's a ghost's favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet. Report 6points POST #99 How did the skeleton know there was going to be a rain storm?
They could feel it in their bones! Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #100 Why did the ghost keep coming back to the library?
He went through his books too quickly!
Romeo and Ghouliet. Report 6points POST #99 How did the skeleton know there was going to be a rain storm?
They could feel it in their bones! Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #100 Why did the ghost keep coming back to the library?
He went through his books too quickly!
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Report 6points POST #101 Did you hear my rubbish mummy joke?
It Sphinx! Report 6points POST #102 What do you get if you cross a sea monster with a duck?
A quacken!
It Sphinx! Report 6points POST #102 What do you get if you cross a sea monster with a duck?
A quacken!
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Report 6points POST #103 How do the fastest witches in the world get around?
On vroomsticks! Report 6points POST #104 Why don't they play music in a skeleton church?
Because there are no organs! Report 6points POST #105 How do ghosts like their eggs?
Terrifried!
On vroomsticks! Report 6points POST #104 Why don't they play music in a skeleton church?
Because there are no organs! Report 6points POST #105 How do ghosts like their eggs?
Terrifried!
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Report 6points POST #106 What monster fits on the end of your finger?
A bogeyman! Report 6points POST #107 What did the skeleton say to the waiter?
Can I have an orange juice and a mop, please!
A bogeyman! Report 6points POST #107 What did the skeleton say to the waiter?
Can I have an orange juice and a mop, please!
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Report 6points POST #108 How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Tickle her funny bone! Report 6points POST #109 What's long, hard and scary when you first see it?
Calculus homework. Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #110 You know what’s scary about a white man in prison?
You know he actually committed the crime.
Tickle her funny bone! Report 6points POST #109 What's long, hard and scary when you first see it?
Calculus homework. Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #110 You know what’s scary about a white man in prison?
You know he actually committed the crime.
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Report 6points POST #111 Unlike Stephen King's stories, there is nothing scary about his son. He's been Joe King ever since he was born.
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Report 6points POST #112 One cow asked the another, "Have you heard of this mad cow disease? The news sounds so scary."
The other cow replied, "Doesn't bother me, man.
The other cow replied, "Doesn't bother me, man.
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I'm a helicopter." Report 6points POST #113 "I’ve just started reading my first ever Braille horror story and I think that something scary is about to happen… I can feel it…" Report 6points POST #114 "The Grim Reaper appeared beside me when I was chopping some carrots in the kitchen. He took his scythe and started chopping the carrots with me...
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very scary when you are dicing with death." Report 6points POST #115 It would be really scary if politicians worked shiftwork. There would be so many night mayors.
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Report 6points POST #116 Why is no one scary the day before turning ten?
Because they benign. Report 6points POST #117 You know what's a scary thought?
Bear in mind... Report 6points POST #118 My friend had some really nice work gloves on the other day.
I ask him, “What kind of gloves are those?”
He says, “Cow hide.”
I said, “What’s so scary about cows?” Report 6points POST #119 What do scary pandas eat?
BamBOO!
Because they benign. Report 6points POST #117 You know what's a scary thought?
Bear in mind... Report 6points POST #118 My friend had some really nice work gloves on the other day.
I ask him, “What kind of gloves are those?”
He says, “Cow hide.”
I said, “What’s so scary about cows?” Report 6points POST #119 What do scary pandas eat?
BamBOO!
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Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #120 "I had a scary math joke... but I'm 2^2 to say it." Report 6points POST #121 What did the package say to the scary 18 wheeler?
I'm not a freight.
I'm not a freight.
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Report 6points POST #122 Why do ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures. Report 6points POST #123 Where does a ghost go on vacation?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures. Report 6points POST #123 Where does a ghost go on vacation?
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Mali-boo. Report 6points POST #124 Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween?
It didn’t have a haunting license.
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Report 6points POST #125 Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!
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Report 6points POST #126 Why did the ghost quit studying?
Because he was too ghoul for school.
Because he was too ghoul for school.
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Report 6points POST #127 How do you know when a ghost is sad?
He starts boo hooing.
He starts boo hooing.
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Report 6points POST #128 What does a ghost mom say when she gets in the car?
Fasten your sheet-belts. Report 6points POST #129 What do you call a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts?
Fasten your sheet-belts. Report 6points POST #129 What do you call a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts?
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A Pharaoh Roche. Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #130 How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
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All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts. Report 6points POST #131 What's a vampire's favorite ice cream flavor?
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Vein-illa. Report 6points POST #132 Why are vampires bad at art?
They are only able to draw blood.
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Report 6points POST #133 Know why skeletons are so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin. Report 6points POST #134 What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow?
Because nothing gets under their skin. Report 6points POST #134 What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow?
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A numb-skull. Report 6points POST #135 What do you call a witch’s garage?
A broom closet. Report 6points POST #136 What happened to the witch who flew her broom while angry?
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She flew off the handle. Report 6points POST #137 What's a witch's favorite makeup?
Ma-scare-a.
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Report 6points POST #138 How did the witch get around when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
She witch-hiked.
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Report 6points POST #139 What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Graaaains!
Graaaains!
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Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (17 Pics) #140 Why don't werewolves ever know the time?
Because they're not whenwolves.
Because they're not whenwolves.
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Report 6points POST #141 Why was the cemetery chosen to be the perfect location to write a movie?
Because it had great plots. Report 6points POST #142 What's a zombie's favorite cheese?
Zom-brie.
Because it had great plots. Report 6points POST #142 What's a zombie's favorite cheese?
Zom-brie.
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Report 6points POST #143 What health insurance do Halloween creatures use?
Medi-scare. Report 6points POST #144 What happened to the cannibal who showed up late to Halloween dinner?
They gave him the cold shoulder. Report 6points POST #145 Why do we carve pumpkins at Halloween?
Because they have less blood and aren’t as messy as animals.
Medi-scare. Report 6points POST #144 What happened to the cannibal who showed up late to Halloween dinner?
They gave him the cold shoulder. Report 6points POST #145 Why do we carve pumpkins at Halloween?
Because they have less blood and aren’t as messy as animals.
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Report 6points POST #146 Do you want to know the scariest mathematics joke?
"I can't tell you. I'm 22 to say it." Report 5points POST #147 If there was a scary Halloween dessert that kept coming back, what would you call it?
"I can't tell you. I'm 22 to say it." Report 5points POST #147 If there was a scary Halloween dessert that kept coming back, what would you call it?
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A boo-meringue. Report 5points POST #148 "Do you like punchlines about scary cows?"
"I find them to be terror bull." Report 5points POST #149 Why did the ghost enter the wine shop on Halloween?
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For the boos. Report 5points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 People Who Are Having A Terrible Day At Work 30 Mistakes Made By Designers And Architects Who Didn’t Think Of The Person Who’d Be Using Their Designs #150 What kind of keys do ghosts use for unlocking scary doors?
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Spoo-key! Report 5points POST #151 What happened to the ghost who got lost in the fog?
He was mist!
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Report 5points POST #152 Whom did the vampire take to the prom?
His ghoul friend! Report 5points POST #153 Why can't mummies make friends?
His ghoul friend! Report 5points POST #153 Why can't mummies make friends?
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Because they are too wrapped up in themselves. Report 5points POST #154 What was the baby ghost wearing on Halloween?
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A pillowcover! Report 5points POST #155 What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin!
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Report 5points POST #156 What's do you call a cross between the Abominable Snowman and pasta?
Spag-yeti! Report 5points POST #157 "I went to a Halloween party dressed as deodorant... but everyone kept asking me if I was sure!" Report 5points POST #158 "I went to a Halloween party dressed as a shark...
Spag-yeti! Report 5points POST #157 "I went to a Halloween party dressed as deodorant... but everyone kept asking me if I was sure!" Report 5points POST #158 "I went to a Halloween party dressed as a shark...
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the novelty is wearing a little fin!" Report 5points POST #159 What makes people run but isn’t scary?
A treadmill. Report 5points POST #160 "I always said that I would never ever go walking dark scary tunnels in the earth.
A treadmill. Report 5points POST #160 "I always said that I would never ever go walking dark scary tunnels in the earth.
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But eventually I caved." Report 5points POST #161 What do you call a scary person who likes to rip things?
A tear-er. Report 5points POST #162 Current times are scary.
A tear-er. Report 5points POST #162 Current times are scary.
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We must rise up against it. We need current times resistance.
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We need voltage. Report 5points POST #163 Two guys are sitting on a couch watching a reality cop show. One of them says: "World outside is so brutal, Jesus Christ, so violent and scary.
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I don't think I can go outside ever again." His friend: "At some point we have to! I'm afraid the homeowners are coming home soon." Report 5points POST #164 Bad musicians can be scary.
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But their Bach is worse than their bite. Report 5points POST #165 Why are yachts and ships so scary?
Because they're for boating.
Because they're for boating.
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Report 5points POST #166 "I had a scary moment when I was opening my new expensive furniture with a stanley knife. I damn near slit my shelf." Report 5points POST #167 Why did the ghost starch his sheet?
He wanted everyone scared stiff.
He wanted everyone scared stiff.
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Report 5points POST #168 Why did the vampire read the newspaper?
He heard it had great circulation. Report 5points POST #169 What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
He heard it had great circulation. Report 5points POST #169 What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
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A trom-bone. Report 5points POST #170 What is a zombie sleepover called?
Mass grave.
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Report 5points POST #171 Why was the jack-o'-lantern scared?
Because it had no guts. Report 5points POST #172 What do ghosts wear if they can't see?
Spooktacles!
Because it had no guts. Report 5points POST #172 What do ghosts wear if they can't see?
Spooktacles!
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Report 5points POST #173 Where do you bury a roast dinner?
In a gravy-yard! Report 5points POST #174 What’s a skeleton’s favorite board game?
Tibial Pursuit. Report 5points POST #175 What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink?
The Alaskan Bull Worm.
In a gravy-yard! Report 5points POST #174 What’s a skeleton’s favorite board game?
Tibial Pursuit. Report 5points POST #175 What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink?
The Alaskan Bull Worm.
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