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Fight boredom with iPhones and iPads here. Bored Panda We Collected Airplane Jokes For Every Traveler Flying To Their Destination Home Partnership Advertise Success stories Jobs About us Contact 16points x Facebook Pinterest Twitter Funny, Jokes1 month ago
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Publish Not your original work? Add source I don't know about you, but I just love flying, every aspect of it.
We Collected Airplane Jokes For Every Traveler Flying To Their Destination
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Publish Not your original work? Add source I don't know about you, but I just love flying, every aspect of it.
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Yes, even long transit hours. I always spend them sitting somewhere in the corner, consuming my umpteenth cup of overpriced coffee and watching the motley assembly of people that is the airport crowd.
Whether you are obsessed with flying just like me or hate it with all your heart and would rather travel in old-fashioned carriages than planes, jokes about flying work for everyone.
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Airplane puns can be either a distraction to make you forget your anxiety or a reminder that it has been too long since your last trip, so maybe you should start planning a new one.
However, one word of advice: abstain from telling your jokes to the plane crew, especially if they are on the morbid side. Even if you find your airplane joke very funny, the flight attendant probably won't be impressed.
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For one, because they have heard it more times than they care to remember. And secondly, when you work such a high pressure job as they do, pilot jokes seem far less funny to them than they might seem to you.
But if you have some good plane puns up your sleeve, do share them with your fellow travelers (the ones you know, if you're doing this in person) and of course in the comments with us.
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Enjoy the jokes for traveling we compiled in this article, and have a safe flight! This post may include affiliate links. #1 What’s the difference between an optimist and a pessimist?
An optimist created the airplane; a pessimist created the seatbelts.
An optimist created the airplane; a pessimist created the seatbelts.
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Report 18points POST citrus citrus Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago haha, or the pessamist created the barf bags. 1 1point reply #2 A propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane to keep the pilot cool…
When it stops, you can actually see the pilot start sweating.
When it stops, you can actually see the pilot start sweating.
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Report 17points POST #3 Why did the airplane get sent to his room?
Bad altitude. Report 14points POST Falcon on Dizzy Falcon on Dizzy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago fun fact: plane attitude is a real thing! I forget what the actual definition is, but I'm pretty sure it means the angle of the plane compared to stable flight 2 2points reply #4 I don’t find airplane jokes funny.
To me, they’re just really Boeing.
Bad altitude. Report 14points POST Falcon on Dizzy Falcon on Dizzy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago fun fact: plane attitude is a real thing! I forget what the actual definition is, but I'm pretty sure it means the angle of the plane compared to stable flight 2 2points reply #4 I don’t find airplane jokes funny.
To me, they’re just really Boeing.
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Report 13points POST #5 A passenger, in panic, asked if the airplane was going the right way.
To which Yoda responded, “Off course, we are.” Report 12points POST Philly Bob Squires Philly Bob Squires Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Crash you will.... 2 2points reply View more comments #6 Two pilots are discussing piloting.
To which Yoda responded, “Off course, we are.” Report 12points POST Philly Bob Squires Philly Bob Squires Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Crash you will.... 2 2points reply View more comments #6 Two pilots are discussing piloting.
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One asks, “Why did you become a pilot?”
One asks, “Why did you become a pilot?”
He responds, “To overcome my fears.”
The other asks, “Which one? Heights?”
To which he responds, “Dying alone.” Report 12points POST #7 I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage.
I lost my case.
One asks, “Why did you become a pilot?”
He responds, “To overcome my fears.”
The other asks, “Which one? Heights?”
To which he responds, “Dying alone.” Report 12points POST #7 I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage.
I lost my case.
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Report 12points POST citrus citrus Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago rip 1 1point reply #8 I’m a helicopter instructor.
It has its ups and downs. Report 12points POST #9 Everyone knows two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make? An airplane.
It has its ups and downs. Report 12points POST #9 Everyone knows two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make? An airplane.
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Report 12points POST #10 I asked a flight attendant to change my seat because of a crying baby next to me.
It turns out you can’t do that if the baby is yours. Report 11points POST #11 Who invented the first airplane that wouldn’t fly?
The Wrong Brothers. Report 11points POST #12 It was mealtime on an airplane, and the flight attendant asked a passenger if he would like some dinner.
“What are my choices?” the passenger asked.
It turns out you can’t do that if the baby is yours. Report 11points POST #11 Who invented the first airplane that wouldn’t fly?
The Wrong Brothers. Report 11points POST #12 It was mealtime on an airplane, and the flight attendant asked a passenger if he would like some dinner.
“What are my choices?” the passenger asked.
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“Yes or no,” she replied. Report 11points POST #13 What do you get when you cross an airplane with a magician?
A flying sorcerer. Report 11points POST #14 What do you call an airplane that flies backward?
A receding airline.
A flying sorcerer. Report 11points POST #14 What do you call an airplane that flies backward?
A receding airline.
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Report 10points POST #15 What happens to a bad airplane joke?
It never lands. Report 10points POST #16 Why do Stormtroopers make the best pilots?
They never hit anything.
It never lands. Report 10points POST #16 Why do Stormtroopers make the best pilots?
They never hit anything.
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Report 10points POST #17 What do you call the movie where pilots fight to take off?
The Hanger Games. Report 10points POST #18 Why did everyone scream when I held the door open for them?
We were on a plane. Report 10points POST #19 A man parachuted out of an airplane, and his chute did not open.
The Hanger Games. Report 10points POST #18 Why did everyone scream when I held the door open for them?
We were on a plane. Report 10points POST #19 A man parachuted out of an airplane, and his chute did not open.
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As he headed for almost certain death, he saw a man coming up toward him through the air from the ground.
As the man zoomed by, the man headed down asked, “Do you know anything about parachutes?” The man replied in passing, “No, you know anything about gas stoves?” Report 9points POST #20 Flight Announcement: “Last one off the plane has to clean it.” Report 9points POST #21 How does cupid visit his girlfriend?
On an arrow-plane! Report 9points POST #22 The airline food made me sick on my way to Germany.
It was the wurst.
As the man zoomed by, the man headed down asked, “Do you know anything about parachutes?” The man replied in passing, “No, you know anything about gas stoves?” Report 9points POST #20 Flight Announcement: “Last one off the plane has to clean it.” Report 9points POST #21 How does cupid visit his girlfriend?
On an arrow-plane! Report 9points POST #22 The airline food made me sick on my way to Germany.
It was the wurst.
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Report 9points POST #23 Did you hear about the young pilot who flew through a rainbow during his pilot’s exam?
He passed with flying colors. Report 9points POST #24 What do we want?
He passed with flying colors. Report 9points POST #24 What do we want?
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Airplane noises. When do we want them?
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Neeeeeeooooow! Report 9points POST #25 What do you call a plane full of tired pilots?
Jet lag.
Jet lag.
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Report 9points POST #26 Where does a mountain climber keep his plane?
In a cliff-hangar. Report 8points POST #27 What did the football player say to the flight attendant?
“Put me in coach.” Report 8points POST #28 How often do airplanes crash?
Just once. Report 8points POST #29 A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, “How long does it take to fly to Boston?”
The clerk said, “Just a minute…” “Thank you,” the man said and hung up.
In a cliff-hangar. Report 8points POST #27 What did the football player say to the flight attendant?
“Put me in coach.” Report 8points POST #28 How often do airplanes crash?
Just once. Report 8points POST #29 A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, “How long does it take to fly to Boston?”
The clerk said, “Just a minute…” “Thank you,” the man said and hung up.
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Report 8points POST #30 What did the kamikaze pilot tell his students?
I’m only going to demonstrate this once, so look closely. Report 8points POST #31 Why couldn’t the fighter jet pilot communicate with his co-pilot?
He hadn’t broken the sound barrier yet. Report 8points POST #32 Why can’t spiders become pilots?
Because they only know how to tailspin.
I’m only going to demonstrate this once, so look closely. Report 8points POST #31 Why couldn’t the fighter jet pilot communicate with his co-pilot?
He hadn’t broken the sound barrier yet. Report 8points POST #32 Why can’t spiders become pilots?
Because they only know how to tailspin.
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Report 8points POST #33 What sound did the 777 airplane make when it started bouncing up and down?
Boeing boeing boeing. Report 8points POST The Idaho Potato The Idaho Potato Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Says Boing 74, but it's a 777.
Boeing boeing boeing. Report 8points POST The Idaho Potato The Idaho Potato Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Says Boing 74, but it's a 777.
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Great-Stuf...757889.png 1 1point reply View more comments #34 Flight Announcement: “There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only four ways out of this airplane.” Report 8points POST #35 What’s the deal with airline food?
This is not a joke. I think it’s really plane.
This is not a joke. I think it’s really plane.
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Report 8points POST #36 Airplanes are atheists, but jets are religious.
Why? Because Jetspray. Report 8points POST #37 As I sat in my airplane seat for the 16-hour flight, I tried to get comfortable.
Then I remembered that I was in economy.
Why? Because Jetspray. Report 8points POST #37 As I sat in my airplane seat for the 16-hour flight, I tried to get comfortable.
Then I remembered that I was in economy.
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Report 8points POST #38 The attendant at the Delta Airlines check-in desk said, “Window or Aisle?”
I replied, “Window or you’ll what?” Report 8points POST #39 Which is a pilot's favourite day?
Flyday! Report 8points POST #40 My brother has a pilot’s license, but he only uses it for private flights.
I replied, “Window or you’ll what?” Report 8points POST #39 Which is a pilot's favourite day?
Flyday! Report 8points POST #40 My brother has a pilot’s license, but he only uses it for private flights.
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So he placed advertisements all over the plane.
Now he flies commercial.
Now he flies commercial.
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Report 8points POST #41 A backup is always necessary when jumping from a plane.
That’s why they call them pairs of chutes! Report 8points POST #42 What’s the difference between a copilot and a jet engine?
The jet engine stops whining when the plane shuts down.
That’s why they call them pairs of chutes! Report 8points POST #42 What’s the difference between a copilot and a jet engine?
The jet engine stops whining when the plane shuts down.
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Report 8points POST The Idaho Potato The Idaho Potato Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago You all should read CFI!, the book. This post sums it up well. 0 0points reply #43 Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man out of a plane, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Push a man out of a plane, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
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Report 8points POST #44 My Dad really wanted me to make paper planes with him.
Eventually I folded. Report 8points POST #45 I keep hanging car fresheners in my airplane.
It really helps with descent. Report 8points POST #46 Did you hear about the new TV show about a plane crash?
The pilot was horrible.
Eventually I folded. Report 8points POST #45 I keep hanging car fresheners in my airplane.
It really helps with descent. Report 8points POST #46 Did you hear about the new TV show about a plane crash?
The pilot was horrible.
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Report 8points POST #47 It is impossible to play hide and seek in an airport.
You’re always hiding in plane sight. Report 8points POST #48 Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can’t see them taking off. Report 7points POST #49 A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel bag onto the plane.
You’re always hiding in plane sight. Report 8points POST #48 Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can’t see them taking off. Report 7points POST #49 A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel bag onto the plane.
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Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhead bin.
“Do you always carry such heavy luggage?” she sighed.
“No more,” the man said.
“Next time, I’m riding in the bag, and my partner can buy the ticket!” Report 7points POST #50 I decided to leave work an hour early today.
The flight attendants started freaking out when I grabbed my parachute, though. Report 7points POST The Idaho Potato The Idaho Potato Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Some of us don't get paid enough. 0 0points reply #51 What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
A “plane in the neck.” Report 7points POST #52 A man walks up to the counter at the airport.
“Can I help you?” asks the agent.
“I want a roundtrip ticket,” says the man.
“Where to?” asks the agent.
“Right back to here,” he replies.
“Do you always carry such heavy luggage?” she sighed.
“No more,” the man said.
“Next time, I’m riding in the bag, and my partner can buy the ticket!” Report 7points POST #50 I decided to leave work an hour early today.
The flight attendants started freaking out when I grabbed my parachute, though. Report 7points POST The Idaho Potato The Idaho Potato Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 month ago Some of us don't get paid enough. 0 0points reply #51 What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
A “plane in the neck.” Report 7points POST #52 A man walks up to the counter at the airport.
“Can I help you?” asks the agent.
“I want a roundtrip ticket,” says the man.
“Where to?” asks the agent.
“Right back to here,” he replies.
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Report 7points POST #53 I tried to carry my board game onto the airplane, but security said I couldn’t do it.
The risk was too big. Report 7points POST #54 I have a really good airplane joke I want to share…
But I think it might go over your head.
The risk was too big. Report 7points POST #54 I have a really good airplane joke I want to share…
But I think it might go over your head.
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Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #55 What do airplane builders say about their job?
“It’s riveting.” Report 7points POST #56 Why is development in airplane engineering so slow?
Everyone is afraid to make a groundbreaking design. Report 7points POST #57 My son saw an airplane in the sky, and he asked me what it was doing.
I said it was running air.
“It’s riveting.” Report 7points POST #56 Why is development in airplane engineering so slow?
Everyone is afraid to make a groundbreaking design. Report 7points POST #57 My son saw an airplane in the sky, and he asked me what it was doing.
I said it was running air.
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Report 7points POST #58 Yesterday, I saw a police officer wearing a pilot’s uniform.
I thought it was a bit odd. Then I realized he was one of those plane clothes cops.
I thought it was a bit odd. Then I realized he was one of those plane clothes cops.
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Report 7points POST #59 Have you heard of the TV show about the airplane?
It sorta crashed and burned, but I think it’s because the pilot wasn’t very good. Report 7points POST #60 What do you call a space pilot who lives dangerously?
Han Yolo.
It sorta crashed and burned, but I think it’s because the pilot wasn’t very good. Report 7points POST #60 What do you call a space pilot who lives dangerously?
Han Yolo.
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Report 7points POST #61 What do you call it when you’re sick of being in the airport?
Terminal illness. Report 7points POST #62 What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate. Report 7points POST #63 What do you call a flying primate?
A hot air baboon.
Terminal illness. Report 7points POST #62 What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate. Report 7points POST #63 What do you call a flying primate?
A hot air baboon.
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Report 7points POST #64 A plane crashed, and every single person died, except two. Why?
Because they were a couple.
Because they were a couple.
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Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #65 Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Because it was overbooked. Report 7points POST #66 An American pilot is flying a small plane across Australia.
Because it was overbooked. Report 7points POST #66 An American pilot is flying a small plane across Australia.
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He crashes into the Outback and is knocked unconscious. When he comes to, he’s in a hospital with a nurse standing over him. Still groggy and pretty much out of it, he asks, “Did you bring me here to die?”
And the nurse responds, “Nah, ya got here yesta die.” Report 7points POST #67 What do we want?
And the nurse responds, “Nah, ya got here yesta die.” Report 7points POST #67 What do we want?
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Low-flying airplanes! When do we want them?
Neeeeeeooooowwwww!
Neeeeeeooooowwwww!
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Report 7points POST #68 My friend started a business selling helicopters.
It’s really starting to take off. Report 7points POST #69 What do you get if you cross a snake and a plane?
A Boeing Constrictor.
It’s really starting to take off. Report 7points POST #69 What do you get if you cross a snake and a plane?
A Boeing Constrictor.
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Report 7points POST #70 A teacher was arrested on an airplane after his bag was searched. Police found a protractor, a ruler, a calculator, and a book of graph paper. They charged him with possessing implements of math instruction.
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Report 7points POST #71 I really wanted to build an airplane,
But the idea never really took off. Report 7points POST #72 One airplane to another: “Where should we go on vacation?”
The other airplane: “I dunno.
But the idea never really took off. Report 7points POST #72 One airplane to another: “Where should we go on vacation?”
The other airplane: “I dunno.
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Let’s wing it!” Report 7points POST #73 What does a person who dislikes airplane food say when he’s served with chicken steak?
“Let’s hope for the breast!” Report 7points POST #74 What did the pilot say to his passengers after a rough landing?
‘Sorry, but it wasn’t my fault. It was the asphalt.’ Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #75 Why did the two airplanes start fighting?
Because they weren’t United Airlines.
“Let’s hope for the breast!” Report 7points POST #74 What did the pilot say to his passengers after a rough landing?
‘Sorry, but it wasn’t my fault. It was the asphalt.’ Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #75 Why did the two airplanes start fighting?
Because they weren’t United Airlines.
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Report 7points POST #76 What did Pikachu say after he went on an airplane?
Pika-flew! Report 7points POST #77 The airport bar lets you take a peek into the future to learn how much a soda can would cost in 2025. Report 7points POST #78 Sure geology rocks… But aviation is really fly!
Pika-flew! Report 7points POST #77 The airport bar lets you take a peek into the future to learn how much a soda can would cost in 2025. Report 7points POST #78 Sure geology rocks… But aviation is really fly!
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Report 7points POST #79 9 out of 10 doctors recommend United Airlines.
One was removed. Report 7points POST #80 Why do people take an instant dislike to flight attendants?
To save time later. Report 6points POST #81 Why do flight attendants make great astronauts?
They know how to take up space.
One was removed. Report 7points POST #80 Why do people take an instant dislike to flight attendants?
To save time later. Report 6points POST #81 Why do flight attendants make great astronauts?
They know how to take up space.
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Report 6points POST #82 What has a nose and flies, but can’t smell?
An airplane! Report 6points POST #83 What did the Klingon say to the flight attendant?
“Today is a good day to fly.” Report 6points POST #84 Where are the Great Plains located?
At the great airports.
An airplane! Report 6points POST #83 What did the Klingon say to the flight attendant?
“Today is a good day to fly.” Report 6points POST #84 Where are the Great Plains located?
At the great airports.
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I guess airplane mode wasn’t working.
I guess airplane mode wasn’t working.
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Report 6points POST #86 What do you call the Swiss president’s airplane?
Tobler One. Report 6points POST #87 Things a pilot can’t say in a job interview: I’m down-to-earth. Report 6points POST #88 What if a dog flew the first airplane?
Well, it just wouldn’t be Wright.
Tobler One. Report 6points POST #87 Things a pilot can’t say in a job interview: I’m down-to-earth. Report 6points POST #88 What if a dog flew the first airplane?
Well, it just wouldn’t be Wright.
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Report 6points POST #89 A woman called an airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board.
“Sure,” I said, “as long as you provide your own kennel.” I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and rollover. This flummoxed the customer: “I’ll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!” Report 6points POST #90 Why did the students study in the airplane?
Because they wanted higher grades.
“Sure,” I said, “as long as you provide your own kennel.” I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and rollover. This flummoxed the customer: “I’ll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!” Report 6points POST #90 Why did the students study in the airplane?
Because they wanted higher grades.
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Report 6points POST #91 Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane?
Kitty-hawk. Report 6points POST #92 What do you call a plane that can’t take off?
An error plane. Report 6points POST #93 What is a fleet of helicopters called?
Hellacopters.
Kitty-hawk. Report 6points POST #92 What do you call a plane that can’t take off?
An error plane. Report 6points POST #93 What is a fleet of helicopters called?
Hellacopters.
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Report 6points POST #94 I’ve never been in a plane before, so I never knew what the deal with airline food was.
Does that mean the joke went over my head? Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #95 An ant falls out of an airplane, how did it die?
Starved to death on the way down.
Does that mean the joke went over my head? Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #95 An ant falls out of an airplane, how did it die?
Starved to death on the way down.
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Report 6points POST #96 Chuck Norris put his phone on airplane mode… and flew it. Report 6points POST #97 Why do they have frosted glass on airplane toilet windows?
Who knows — it’s not like anyone’s going to look in at 30,000 feet. Report 6points POST #98 If a plane has a small crack in it, is that called an airline fracture?
Who knows — it’s not like anyone’s going to look in at 30,000 feet. Report 6points POST #98 If a plane has a small crack in it, is that called an airline fracture?
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Report 6points POST #99 What happened when the little boy opened a window on an airplane?
He had his head in the clouds for a moment. Report 6points POST #100 How can you tell the difference between an optimist and a pessimist?
The optimist invented the airplane while the pessimist created the seat belts. Report 6points POST #101 What is the difference between God and an airline pilot?
God doesn’t think he’s an airline pilot.
He had his head in the clouds for a moment. Report 6points POST #100 How can you tell the difference between an optimist and a pessimist?
The optimist invented the airplane while the pessimist created the seat belts. Report 6points POST #101 What is the difference between God and an airline pilot?
God doesn’t think he’s an airline pilot.
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But I don’t think it’s gonna fly. Report 5points POST #103 Where can you find Tom Cruise on a flight?
In Risky Business. Report 5points POST #104 How do rabbits travel?
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Title Update Saimonas Lukošius Saimonas Lukošius Author, BoredPanda staff Saimonas is a list curator at Bored Panda with BA in Multimedia. Saimonas has mainly worked as a freelance graphic designer, illustrator and finds joy in anything related to visual arts. Read more » Marisha Kazaryan Marisha Kazaryan Writer, BoredPanda staff I knew I wanted to be a storyteller ever since I learned to read and write.
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Title Update Saimonas Lukošius Saimonas Lukošius Author, BoredPanda staff Saimonas is a list curator at Bored Panda with BA in Multimedia. Saimonas has mainly worked as a freelance graphic designer, illustrator and finds joy in anything related to visual arts. Read more » Marisha Kazaryan Marisha Kazaryan Writer, BoredPanda staff I knew I wanted to be a storyteller ever since I learned to read and write.
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Fulfilled this dream when I became a content creator and a filmmaker. Also got a degree in English language and literature because grammar is important!
Good coffee and good music make everything better. When I’m not telling stories, you’ll find me studying foreign languages (currently, Korean), fangirling over my guinea pig Pepperboy, watching TV shows, and learning to play the drums.
Good coffee and good music make everything better. When I’m not telling stories, you’ll find me studying foreign languages (currently, Korean), fangirling over my guinea pig Pepperboy, watching TV shows, and learning to play the drums.
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