The Best Jokes About British People That Won t Fail To Make You Laugh

4 4points reply #94 Why did the graduate reminisce his college days in England so fondly?

Those were the best of Thames. Report 1point POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Cos the Thames famously runs all the way through every county of England.

2 2points reply #95 Why was the pet owner having such a hard time with the puppy he'd just adopted in England?

The puppy couldn't be thamed. Report 1point POST ThatBoredDolphin ThatBoredDolphin Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago It’s pronounced like Tems, so the pupper couldn’t be Tem-d, which don’t make no sense 0 0points reply View more comments See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O.

Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #96 What had the son said to his mom when she expressed her worry about him going to the Big Ben?

It's just the Big Ben, there's no reason to be alarmed. Report 1point POST Scagsy Scagsy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago What?

These are actually physically painful. I'm gonna finish the thread because I never leave one when I start. But seriously, can you die from **CRINGE**?

10 10points reply View More Replies... View more comments #97 What was the man feeling after he got swindled right under Big Ben?

He was ticked off. Report 1point POST #98 What did the English banker say to the river who was looking to open a new account?

You can easily bank on me.

Report 1point POST #99 Why is everybody in London always nearly late?

They're always nearly on the Thames.

Report 1point POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago My god, these "jokes" are painful. 8 8points reply View More Replies...

View more comments #100 What is the main distinction between ohms and watts?

Watts measure energy, while Ohms are the places that Brits reside in. Report 1point POST Rabbit Carrot Rabbit Carrot Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Maybe if you’re an idiot or a cockney.

Nobody else h drops. 1 1point reply #101 Why was the English man so sad about being in college, so far away from his lover?

He couldn't Oxford to see her. Report 1point POST John Parkes John Parkes Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago It just gets worse... 1 1point reply View more comments #102 A pair of English twins loved to play with water while traveling.

Their favorite part of summer trips was always Bath time. Report 1point POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago What?

Has this been through Google translate a few times? It makes no sense? 2 2points reply View more comments #103 A man told his wife from Brighton, "You really Brighton up my life".

Report 1point POST ThatBoredDolphin ThatBoredDolphin Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Bp you need some better jokes. Come on. 0 0points reply #104 A couple was standing under the famous London clock, when the husband asked his wife, "I wish we could have Ben here when it was being built." Report 1point POST Rabbit Carrot Rabbit Carrot Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago And she slapped him upside the head for being unfunny and replied “Gerald, don’t be stupid.

Only the bell is called Big Ben, the tower is the Elizabeth Tower.” 4 4points reply View more comments #105 A group of friends was going around England trying to look for greater theatres in order to recreate their amazing London experience. They were globe-trotting. Report 1point POST ThatBoredDolphin ThatBoredDolphin Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Ngl not too bad -3 -3points reply See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #106 The English Strait was having a rough month, so his friend suggested that he channel his energy into being productive.

Report 1point POST Rabbit Carrot Rabbit Carrot Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago The English Strait is in Antarctica. The bit of sea that separates the U.K. from France is called the Strait of Dover (or Dover Strait).

3 3points reply View More Replies... View more comments #107 Two friends decided to ride around a park for 10 hours straight. After the crazy experience, one of them mentioned "That was a wild Hyde." Report 1point POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Has some AI computer programme come up with these?

Hyde sounds like ride and it is a park, so of course they got together to make a joke...... 3 3points reply #108 The English dessert was really grateful that her friend, the Haggis, was by her side all the time.

"Thank you so much for pudding up with my mess!" said the dessert. Report 1point POST #109 The chef made sure he took a tour of all the bakeries in England.

He didn't want to leave a single scone unturned. Report 1point POST #110 The English prince has been having a really hard time coping at school for the last couple of years.

He has to appoint a tudor. Report 1point POST Kona Pake Kona Pake Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago What you really mean is his daddy appointed a tudor. 3 3points reply #111 "I want to get the term 'England's Royalty' printed on my hoodie.

I think it has a nice ring." Report 1point POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago ?????????? 2 2points reply #112 English warlords didn't have a lot of choices when it came to their enemies.

They could only play the hand that they were celt. Report 1point POST #113 My friend's favorite series is Harry Potter, so she goes to England many times in a year. Fortunately, she is Rowling in money.

Report 1point POST ThatBoredDolphin ThatBoredDolphin Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago My most sarcastic eye rolls from Hogwarts Castle #slytherinsforever 1 1point reply #114 An English journalist went to the train station to catch his scheduled train at 2 pm when someone accidentally mistook him for a luggage handler. "I can't handle your luggage, I'm only a re-porter", he chuckled.

Report 1point POST Rabbit Carrot Rabbit Carrot Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago These are terrible! 5 5points reply #115 Many British people tend to make pour decisions after going to the pub. Report 1point POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (17 Pics) #116 What do British people eat in the morning?

Cheerios mate! Report 1point POST Kayjunmoon Kayjunmoon Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Come on BP. This is shocking.

Get a grip of your threads. 4 4points reply View more comments #117 Why was the tourist getting his eyesight fixed before going to Britain?

He wanted to see the London eye.

Report 1point POST Scagsy Scagsy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Nah man. I'm bailing.

This is the worst thread that I have ever seen. 6 6points reply View more comments #118 What is the reason for British people driving on the left?

Because they have no rights. Report 1point POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago What rights don't we have?

Some of these jokes are just pathetic. 7 7points reply View More Replies...

View more comments #119 When British women have their periods, what do they call them?

A bloody mess. Report 1point POST Wondering Alice Wondering Alice Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Seriously, what is going on with this thread? 3 3points reply View more comments #120 "Remember when Britain was still part of the EU?

I still remember it like it was yesterday." Report 1point POST #121 A woman in England gives birth every 30 seconds.

She must be exhausted. Report 1point POST #122 "British people be like munday, chewsday, wensday, thuhsday, FROIday, sa-a-day, sunday." spacekittens420 Report 1point POST Marcy Wu Marcy Wu Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 4 months ago We invented the language, we can say it how we want 0 0points reply #123 ""Fank yew" - any British person ever." gucciano Report 1point POST Wondering Alice Wondering Alice Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago No. Reception ages children maybe.

1 1point reply View More Replies... View more comments #124 "British people be like “Arry pah uh.”" emmarcarlson Report 1point POST #125 "British people be like “Roit wots oll this then.”" da_arc_troopa Report 1point POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 People Who Are Having A Terrible Day At Work 30 Mistakes Made By Designers And Architects Who Didn’t Think Of The Person Who’d Be Using Their Designs #126 "Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because god doesn't trust the English in the dark." Charlie_Mouse Report 1point POST Rabbit Carrot Rabbit Carrot Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago What?

1 1point reply View more comments #127 It drives me crazy when British people talk about the big pile of trash in the ocean. They shouldn’t talk like that about their country.

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POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago There might be a couple of genuine odd jokes in this lot, otherwise it is a painful list of unfunny. Half of this stuff does not even make sense. If you want some good jokes about British people ask us British people and we will provide, we do not mind a good joke or a funny insult, it is our culture, this is just a lazy list of jokes based on what "British" people sound like in bad Hollywood films.

11 11points reply N Gregory N Gregory Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago I've worked out the accent entries - they're using a definition of British that's referring to the five mile radius surrounding Watford. 5 5points reply Al B. Wright Al B.

Wright Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago No, wrong side of London. It would be surrounding Dagenham.

2 2points reply Load More Replies... N Gregory N Gregory Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Ah, you see I was basing it on the fact that Watford and Borehamwood are very close (not sure if the five miles is accurate), and Borehamwood is where EastEnders is filmed.... But since when had geographic accuracy been a factor in taking the mickey out of people's accents.

? 0 0points reply RoseTheMad RoseTheMad Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Whoever made this be like: "England = London lol" and clearly has never met any actual British people. There's some good stuff here but most of it is just painfully unfunny.

Like, honestly just cringeworthy and lazily made. 4 4points reply Load More Comments POST Nathaniel Nathaniel Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago There might be a couple of genuine odd jokes in this lot, otherwise it is a painful list of unfunny. Half of this stuff does not even make sense.

If you want some good jokes about British people ask us British people and we will provide, we do not mind a good joke or a funny insult, it is our culture, this is just a lazy list of jokes based on what "British" people sound like in bad Hollywood films. 11 11points reply N Gregory N Gregory Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago I've worked out the accent entries - they're using a definition of British that's referring to the five mile radius surrounding Watford. 5 5points reply Al B.

Wright Al B. Wright Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago No, wrong side of London. It would be surrounding Dagenham.

2 2points reply Load More Replies... N Gregory N Gregory Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Ah, you see I was basing it on the fact that Watford and Borehamwood are very close (not sure if the five miles is accurate), and Borehamwood is where EastEnders is filmed....

But since when had geographic accuracy been a factor in taking the mickey out of people's accents. ? 0 0points reply RoseTheMad RoseTheMad Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago Whoever made this be like: "England = London lol" and clearly has never met any actual British people.

There's some good stuff here but most of it is just painfully unfunny. Like, honestly just cringeworthy and lazily made. 4 4points reply Load More Comments Popular on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O.

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