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Add source Life can throw different situations at us. And while we have no way of predicting what's coming next, we can at least be prepared to respond. But how, you ask, if we don't know what to be ready for?
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Well, experience shows that even in the most awkward of situations, humor can be very helpful, and saying funny stuff (or maybe even a little sarcastic) in response to something rude often works wonders.
When you are in an argument or someone is trying to insult you, say something funny and clever, and then observe the other person's reaction. One problem you could possibly encounter here is that our mind might not always be ready to come up with a witty and funny phrase at a moment's notice.
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That's absolutely fine; improvisation is not an easy skill to master. Not to worry though, there is a way around this too.
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Next time somebody is taking too much interest in your private life or commenting on your personal tastes, a short funny comeback will immediately change the course of the conversation, also showing all the commenters that while staying perfectly polite, you are not one to take others' nonsense.
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I am perfect. Report 10points POST Lorinda Woerner Lorinda Woerner Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Cant argue with that logic 0 0points reply #52 I am an example to others.
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A bad example. Report 10points POST Headless Roach Headless Roach Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Well, someone has to set a bad example 0 0points reply #53 World Magazine has come out with a new survey: Apparently, three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population. Report 10points POST Headless Roach Headless Roach Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago Thank god they didn't arrive at 7/5th 0 0points reply #54 The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
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Listening to them is quite common. Arguing with them – acceptable. It is only when you lose that argument that you get in real trouble.
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Report 8points POST Vix Spiderthrust Vix Spiderthrust Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 week ago See also Ken Dodd: "How can I miss you if you won't go away?" 2 2points reply #73 I get enough exercise from pushing my luck. Report 8points POST #74 A diamond is just a lump of coal that did well under pressure. Report 8points POST See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #75 I do all my ironing in the dryer.
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I did attack the floor, though. Report 8points POST #78 How many times must I flush before you finally go away? Report 8points POST #79 I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.
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Report 8points POST #88 When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing. Report 8points POST #89 You know what they say—dynamite comes in small packages. Report 7points POST #90 Somebody said today that I’m lazy.
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Report 6points POST #108 Do people talk about you behind your back?
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