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Elvis Parsley! 29 29points reply View more comments #24 How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?

You follow the Fresh Prints.

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View more comments #30 What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? Dam.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. What else is black and white and red all over?

A skunk in a blender. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it. What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear. Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock.

(Who's there?) Not Sally. 11 11points reply Zaza Zaza Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago What is an elephant in a tree?

One less on the ground. What is 2 elephants in a tree? One extra in the tree.

What is 6 elephants in a tree? Very strong tree 7 7points reply Load More Replies...

Iggy Iggy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago Why do elephants paint their toenails red? To hide in cherry trees.

3 3points reply Zaza Zaza Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago I think this is part of a longer joke someone once told me. It had the elephants with painted toe nails and some ducks (a pun about feet maybe?) I can't for the life of me remember how it went, but it was funny 2 2points reply Zaza Zaza Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence? Time for a new fence 2 2points reply Agnes Jekyll Agnes Jekyll Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago How do you know there's an elephant in the fridge?

Footprints in the jello. How do you fit four elephants in a car? Two in the front, two in the back.

2 2points reply Zaza Zaza Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago (edited) How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, stick the elephant in, close the door.

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the elephant out, stick the giraffe in, close the door -insert some more other jokes- EDIT (see next comment please) 3 3points reply Zaza Zaza Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago A new lion cub was born.

We've all seen the Lion King, so all the animals gather to admire the new furry prince. They are all there, except for 1 animal, which one?

The giraffe, because you haven't taken it out of the fridge yet 4 4points reply Chich Chich Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago Just finsihed writing my book on penquins. Took a long time.

Think I might use paper next time. 10 10points reply Piet Puk Piet Puk Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago What's brown an sticky? A stick.

8 8points reply Zaza Zaza Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago What's blue and not heavy? Light blue 11 11points reply Load More Replies...

KB KB Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago I was thinking of this one while reading through these 1 1point reply Piet Puk Piet Puk Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago Because of the boomerang joke, ring? 0 0points reply Load More Comments POST Chicken Nugget Chicken Nugget Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago What's green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper.

What else is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it. What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Not Sally.

11 11points reply Zaza Zaza Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago What is an elephant in a tree? One less on the ground.

What is 2 elephants in a tree? One extra in the tree.

What is 6 elephants in a tree? Very strong tree 7 7points reply Load More Replies...

Iggy Iggy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago Why do elephants paint their toenails red? To hide in cherry trees.

3 3points reply Zaza Zaza Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago I think this is part of a longer joke someone once told me. It had the elephants with painted toe nails and some ducks (a pun about feet maybe?) I can't for the life of me remember how it went, but it was funny 2 2points reply Zaza Zaza Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence? Time for a new fence 2 2points reply Agnes Jekyll Agnes Jekyll Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago How do you know there's an elephant in the fridge?

Footprints in the jello. How do you fit four elephants in a car? Two in the front, two in the back.

2 2points reply Zaza Zaza Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago (edited) How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, stick the elephant in, close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

Open the door, take the elephant out, stick the giraffe in, close the door -insert some more other jokes- EDIT (see next comment please) 3 3points reply Zaza Zaza Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago A new lion cub was born. We've all seen the Lion King, so all the animals gather to admire the new furry prince.

They are all there, except for 1 animal, which one? The giraffe, because you haven't taken it out of the fridge yet 4 4points reply Chich Chich Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago Just finsihed writing my book on penquins.

Took a long time. Think I might use paper next time.

10 10points reply Piet Puk Piet Puk Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago What's brown an sticky? A stick. 8 8points reply Zaza Zaza Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago What's blue and not heavy?

Light blue 11 11points reply Load More Replies... KB KB Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago I was thinking of this one while reading through these 1 1point reply Piet Puk Piet Puk Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 10 months ago Because of the boomerang joke, ring?

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