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%Begin 17 Borderline Genius Things Every Drunk British Teen Has DoneSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 27 Apr 2017 17 Borderline Genius Things Every Drunk British Teen Has Done Putting your journey juice in a water bottle so no one knew it was Glen's and squash. by Flo PerryBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 Stealing a bit of all your parents spirits and then topping them up with water so they d never notice Twitter: @mirandascapp That's until you tried it on the Ouzo they got on holiday in 2003 and realise that Ouzo weirdly curdles with water. 2 Purposely dressing ~older~ so you could get served Twitter: @ellieMcampbell 3 Or just getting your friend with the biggest boobs to buy you all the alcohol Twitter: @georgiagraphs Or that one bloke who grew the least fluffy mustache.
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%Begin 17 Borderline Genius Things Every Drunk British Teen Has DoneSkip To ContentHomepageSign InSearch BuzzFeedSearch BuzzFeedlol Badge Feedwin Badge Feedtrending Badge FeedCalifornia residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.Do Not Sell My Personal Information 2022 BuzzFeed, Inc PressRSSPrivacyConsent PreferencesUser TermsAd ChoicesHelpContactSitemapPosted on 27 Apr 2017 17 Borderline Genius Things Every Drunk British Teen Has Done Putting your journey juice in a water bottle so no one knew it was Glen's and squash. by Flo PerryBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1 Stealing a bit of all your parents spirits and then topping them up with water so they d never notice Twitter: @mirandascapp That's until you tried it on the Ouzo they got on holiday in 2003 and realise that Ouzo weirdly curdles with water. 2 Purposely dressing ~older~ so you could get served Twitter: @ellieMcampbell 3 Or just getting your friend with the biggest boobs to buy you all the alcohol Twitter: @georgiagraphs Or that one bloke who grew the least fluffy mustache.
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4 Logging in and out of MSN so your crush was sure to notice you Microsoft 5 Or quickly saying my friend typed that if you said something ~naughty~ that you weren t sure about Microsoft 6 Using your GCSE maths to work out which drink was actually the cheapest per unit of alcohol View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @magdaspocccc It was usually Frosty Jack's. 7 Using milk or water as a mixer when it was the end of the night and you d run out of Tesco Value Cola Twitter: @HanaaAS99 God forbid you just stopped drinking. 8 And always using squash as mixer because one 20p bottle would do you at least a couple of prelashes Twitter: @Sophie_Frost No Robinson's for you, Tesco Value extra strength all the way.
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4 Logging in and out of MSN so your crush was sure to notice you Microsoft 5 Or quickly saying my friend typed that if you said something ~naughty~ that you weren t sure about Microsoft 6 Using your GCSE maths to work out which drink was actually the cheapest per unit of alcohol View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @magdaspocccc It was usually Frosty Jack's. 7 Using milk or water as a mixer when it was the end of the night and you d run out of Tesco Value Cola Twitter: @HanaaAS99 God forbid you just stopped drinking. 8 And always using squash as mixer because one 20p bottle would do you at least a couple of prelashes Twitter: @Sophie_Frost No Robinson's for you, Tesco Value extra strength all the way.
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9 All telling your parents you were staying at each other s houses when in fact you were all getting wasted in a park Twitter: @chloebroughall This was a very bad idea, but also, genius! 10 Going to a house party until 5am and then killing time in Mcdonald s until it was a respectable time to go home after your sleepover Twitter: @hanabananacaio 11 Memorising your star sign and your Chinese zodiac animal in case the bouncer quizzed you on your fake ID Grace Hodgers @gracehodgers Hahaha remember when ya used to memorise your borrowed ID in the taxi to town, star sign the lot 05:58 PM - 26 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite You really thought ahead. 12 Buying a diet coke in a club and pouring in a miniature Glen s you d smuggled in between your boobs BBC Three 13 Only buying one pint and then decanting tinnies into it in the toilet because you were skint Twitter: @LooNews No one said these were good ideas, just clever ones.
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9 All telling your parents you were staying at each other s houses when in fact you were all getting wasted in a park Twitter: @chloebroughall This was a very bad idea, but also, genius! 10 Going to a house party until 5am and then killing time in Mcdonald s until it was a respectable time to go home after your sleepover Twitter: @hanabananacaio 11 Memorising your star sign and your Chinese zodiac animal in case the bouncer quizzed you on your fake ID Grace Hodgers @gracehodgers Hahaha remember when ya used to memorise your borrowed ID in the taxi to town, star sign the lot 05:58 PM - 26 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite You really thought ahead. 12 Buying a diet coke in a club and pouring in a miniature Glen s you d smuggled in between your boobs BBC Three 13 Only buying one pint and then decanting tinnies into it in the toilet because you were skint Twitter: @LooNews No one said these were good ideas, just clever ones.
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14 Mixing your drinks in water bottles so you could take them on the train without being noticed View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @nickconville1 No one suspected you're very pale bottle of Diet Coke, you were sure of it. 15 Saving your chips you were too drunk to finish for breakfast BEAResenal @bazbear1 Cold kebab chips for breakfast are what hangovers are made for 07:54 AM - 21 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite So nutritious. 16 Knowing what to put in a dirty pint to make it curdle and therefore properly disgusting View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @joshdalley It was always Bailey's or Tia Maria.
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14 Mixing your drinks in water bottles so you could take them on the train without being noticed View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @nickconville1 No one suspected you're very pale bottle of Diet Coke, you were sure of it. 15 Saving your chips you were too drunk to finish for breakfast BEAResenal @bazbear1 Cold kebab chips for breakfast are what hangovers are made for 07:54 AM - 21 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite So nutritious. 16 Knowing what to put in a dirty pint to make it curdle and therefore properly disgusting View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @joshdalley It was always Bailey's or Tia Maria.
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