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Fight boredom with iPhones and iPads here. Bored Panda 140 Of Simply Maaa-rvelous Goat Puns Home Partnership Advertise Success stories Jobs About us Contact 32points x Facebook Pinterest Twitter Funny, Puns9 months ago
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Publish Not your original work? Add source Here's a picture - four legs with cleft hooves, dark disheveled coat, eyes with pupils resembling caterpillars, a devilish bleating, sharp horns, and vile odor.
140 Of Simply Maaa-rvelous Goat Puns
Aivaras Kaziukonis andJustė Kairytė - Barkauskienė
Publish Not your original work? Add source Here's a picture - four legs with cleft hooves, dark disheveled coat, eyes with pupils resembling caterpillars, a devilish bleating, sharp horns, and vile odor.
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No, it's not the devil; it's just a mere, meek, and incredibly cute goat! Although their abilities to climb smooth surfaces and scare the crap out of everyone with their screams do seem a bit supernatural, there's nothing really demonic about them.
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Unless that is, you count the devilishly funny puns dedicated to these small ruminants. And dedicate some clever puns we will - a whole article packed with only the best goat puns! Want something to share at a dinner table while eating Fromage au lait de chèvre?
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We goat you there - several of our hilarious puns are more than suitable to enhance anyone's appetite during the entree part of your meal (well, laughter is, a physical activity, after all). Or maybe you are looking for an original pun to impress your date with?
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Then there's definitely no need to look for that on the Baaaa-chelor show when you can easily scroll down below and just pick one from our list. A goat pun for every occasion, every humor preference, and every important moment of your life. Now, just scroll down below, and check out the silly puns for yourself.
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And we kid you not, there are some pretty cool wordplays! Once you've read all 147 of them, tell us which ones you liked the most by commenting or upvoting. Also, share this magnificent article with your friends - they'll be bleating from joy after receiving it! This post may include affiliate links.
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#1 What do you call a goat who can play the piano?
Billy Joel. Report 16points POST Robert Berrios Robert Berrios Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Must be the goatee...
Billy Joel. Report 16points POST Robert Berrios Robert Berrios Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Must be the goatee...
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3 3points reply #2 Where do you find a goat with no legs?
Right where you left it.
Right where you left it.
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Report 14points POST Vicky Z Vicky Z Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Pretty much the rule for anything without legs 1 1point reply #3 As two hungry goats were eating movie film stock, one turned to the other and said, “I don’t know about you, but I thought the book was better.” Report 14points POST Henry Russell Henry Russell Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago was that a good book 0 0points reply #4 What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a goat?
You get a hare in your milk.
You get a hare in your milk.
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Report 13points POST #5 What do you call a goat swimming really fast in a lake?
A motor goat.
A motor goat.
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Report 13points POST Henry Russell Henry Russell Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago whatever floats your goat 2 2points reply View more comments #6 I let my goats get whatever they want; I spoil them rotten. I guess you could say I have a bleeting heart.
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Report 13points POST Mad_Haberdasheress Mad_Haberdasheress Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Perhaps you have a "bleating heart"? ;) 1 1point reply #7 What did the bald goat say when he looked in the mirror?
“I wish I had mohair!” Report 12points POST #8 What is a little goat’s favorite nursery rhyme to sing?
“Row, Row, Row Your Goat.” Report 11points POST #9 What is a mountain goat called?
A hillbilly. Report 11points POST #10 What did the goat say about her veggies?
“These are so baaaaad!” Report 11points POST #11 What do you call a goat that works in a donut shop?
A battering ram.
“I wish I had mohair!” Report 12points POST #8 What is a little goat’s favorite nursery rhyme to sing?
“Row, Row, Row Your Goat.” Report 11points POST #9 What is a mountain goat called?
A hillbilly. Report 11points POST #10 What did the goat say about her veggies?
“These are so baaaaad!” Report 11points POST #11 What do you call a goat that works in a donut shop?
A battering ram.
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Report 11points POST Channon Doughty Channon Doughty Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Dough. It's in the name. -1 -1point reply #12 Which singer do goats always listen to?
Billy Ray Cyrus.
Billy Ray Cyrus.
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Report 11points POST #13 What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding. Report 11points POST #14 What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here. Report 11points POST Rachel Kamil Rachel Kamil Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago This comment has been deleted.
Sorry, we were just kidding. Report 11points POST #14 What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here. Report 11points POST Rachel Kamil Rachel Kamil Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago This comment has been deleted.
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-1 -1point reply #15 What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat. Report 11points POST #16 A goat, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff… Baa dum ssss.
An angry goat. Report 11points POST #16 A goat, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff… Baa dum ssss.
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Report 11points POST #17 Where do goat journalists usually work?
Bleat Street.
Bleat Street.
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Report 11points POST #18 What reality show did the goat go on to find love?
The Baaaa-chelor. Report 10points POST #19 What does the goat call a furiendly meet up?
A goat-together.
The Baaaa-chelor. Report 10points POST #19 What does the goat call a furiendly meet up?
A goat-together.
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Report 10points POST #20 What did the sheep say when the billy ate her dinner?
You have goat to be kidding me.
You have goat to be kidding me.
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Report 10points POST #21 What’s a sporty goat’s go-to drink?
Goat-arade. Report 9points POST #22 What TV show do goats enjoy watching with their families?
America’s Goat Talent. Report 9points POST #23 What is a goat’s beard called?
A goatee!
Goat-arade. Report 9points POST #22 What TV show do goats enjoy watching with their families?
America’s Goat Talent. Report 9points POST #23 What is a goat’s beard called?
A goatee!
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Report 9points POST #24 Why do goats hate waiting in line at the post office?
Nobody’s goat time for that! Report 9points POST #25 I’m baaaaaaad. Report 9points POST #26 What is a napping baby goat called?
A kid-napper.
Nobody’s goat time for that! Report 9points POST #25 I’m baaaaaaad. Report 9points POST #26 What is a napping baby goat called?
A kid-napper.
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Report 9points POST #27 Which artist do goats love the most?
Vincent Van Goat. Report 9points POST #28 You herd it here first.
Vincent Van Goat. Report 9points POST #28 You herd it here first.
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Report 9points POST #29 Where did the goat go to get his hair trimmed?
The baaaa-ber. Report 9points POST #30 You had me from the goat-go.
The baaaa-ber. Report 9points POST #30 You had me from the goat-go.
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Report 9points POST #31 What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch! Report 9points POST #32 What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King. Report 9points POST #33 Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
Baaa-ch! Report 9points POST #32 What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King. Report 9points POST #33 Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
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Report 9points POST #34 What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean. Report 9points POST Robert Berrios Robert Berrios Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago What is a goat's favorite fish? Sea Baaaas.
Billy Ocean. Report 9points POST Robert Berrios Robert Berrios Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago What is a goat's favorite fish? Sea Baaaas.
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0 0points reply #35 What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias. Report 9points POST #36 When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves. Report 9points POST #37 Where does an angry goat write down its problems?
Gracias. Report 9points POST #36 When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves. Report 9points POST #37 Where does an angry goat write down its problems?
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On the ram-page. Report 9points POST #38 What do you call a goat that enjoys cleaning?
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A room-baaaaa. Report 9points POST #39 The terrible billy forgoat his kid’s birthday.
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Report 9points POST #40 What’s a goat’s favourite quote?
No goats, no glory. Report 9points POST #41 What’s a goat’s favourite game?
No goats, no glory. Report 9points POST #41 What’s a goat’s favourite game?
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Grand Thooft Auto. Report 9points POST #42 What’s a goat’s favourite designer?
Jean Paul Goatier.
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Report 9points POST #43 What’s a goat’s favourite film?
The Goatfather. Report 9points POST #44 What did the billy say to the suspicious doe?
The Goatfather. Report 9points POST #44 What did the billy say to the suspicious doe?
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“I’ve never even seen herbivore!” Report 9points POST #45 What does a goat call his pals?
Furiends. Report 9points POST #46 Billy is the perfect name for a newborn goat.
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As a child, it’ll be “Billy the Kid.” As an adult, it’ll be “Billy Goat.” Report 9points POST #47 What does a goat usually have for breakfast?
Goat-meal. Report 8points POST #48 Why are goats from France more musical than ones from America?
They have French horns. Report 8points POST #49 What did the goat that hated celebrating Christmas say?
“Baaaa-humbug.” Report 8points POST #50 What do goats say when they trick their parents?
“I was just kidding!” Report 8points POST #51 What’s a goat’s favorite cheese?
Goata.
Goat-meal. Report 8points POST #48 Why are goats from France more musical than ones from America?
They have French horns. Report 8points POST #49 What did the goat that hated celebrating Christmas say?
“Baaaa-humbug.” Report 8points POST #50 What do goats say when they trick their parents?
“I was just kidding!” Report 8points POST #51 What’s a goat’s favorite cheese?
Goata.
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Report 8points POST #52 How do you keep a fashionable goat from charging?
You cut up her credit cards. Report 8points POST #53 What did the kid say when he pranked his parents?
“Goatcha!” Report 8points POST #54 What does a goat say when he has to repeat himself?
“Here we goat again.” Report 8points POST #55 What can you look at if you want to see a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms. Report 8points POST #56 What did the mama goat say to her kids?
“I need a nanny goat!” Report 8points POST #57 What did the boy goat tell his friend when he saw a past crush?
“She’s the one that goat away.” Report 8points POST #58 Why were the kids mad at each other?
They goat into a fight.
You cut up her credit cards. Report 8points POST #53 What did the kid say when he pranked his parents?
“Goatcha!” Report 8points POST #54 What does a goat say when he has to repeat himself?
“Here we goat again.” Report 8points POST #55 What can you look at if you want to see a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms. Report 8points POST #56 What did the mama goat say to her kids?
“I need a nanny goat!” Report 8points POST #57 What did the boy goat tell his friend when he saw a past crush?
“She’s the one that goat away.” Report 8points POST #58 Why were the kids mad at each other?
They goat into a fight.
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Report 8points POST #59 Goat a load of that! Report 8points POST #60 What is a goat dressed as a clown called?
A silly billy. Report 8points POST #61 Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
A silly billy. Report 8points POST #61 Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
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Report 8points POST #62 What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean. Report 8points POST #63 What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle. Report 8points POST #64 What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
Billy Dean. Report 8points POST #63 What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle. Report 8points POST #64 What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
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Report 8points POST #65 Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat. Report 8points POST #66 Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid. Report 8points POST #67 Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
Because someone got his goat. Report 8points POST #66 Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid. Report 8points POST #67 Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
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Report 8points POST #68 What do you call a South American, goat-killing monster with a cold?
Achoopacabra. Report 8points POST #69 What did Bill Murray say when he visited the haunted farm?
I ain’t afraid of no goats.
Achoopacabra. Report 8points POST #69 What did Bill Murray say when he visited the haunted farm?
I ain’t afraid of no goats.
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Report 8points POST #70 Why did the farmer stop stuffing goats into his truck?
There was no more ruminant.
There was no more ruminant.
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Report 8points POST #71 What do you get when you ask a goat to DJ at your party?
A sick bleat. Report 8points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #72 How do you stop a goat from charging?
A sick bleat. Report 8points POST See Also on Bored Panda Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics) 50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective #72 How do you stop a goat from charging?
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Unplug it. Report 8points POST #73 What did the goat who was very bored, say?
Meh!
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Report 8points POST #74 What’s the optimistic goat’s motto?
Things can only get feta. Report 8points POST Robert Berrios Robert Berrios Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago What did the goat make in his illegal lab?
Things can only get feta. Report 8points POST Robert Berrios Robert Berrios Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago What did the goat make in his illegal lab?
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Meeht and feta mines... 0 0points reply #75 The goat travelled from one end of Britain to the other. Land’s End to John o’Goats.
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Report 8points POST #76 What’s a goat’s worst habit?
Butting in. Report 8points POST #77 Why did the goat apply a bandage to the wound?
Butting in. Report 8points POST #77 Why did the goat apply a bandage to the wound?
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To stop the bleating! Report 8points POST #78 How does the goat get out of an awkward conversation?
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“Oh no, I’ve goat to go!” Report 8points POST #79 What did the little goat say to the farmer at dinnertime?
“Pygmy, pygmy first!” Report 8points POST #80 How does goat’s milk taste?
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Udderly delicious! Report 8points POST #81 The goat would ruminant over his past mistakes.
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Report 8points POST See Also on Bored Panda Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million 40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves #82 Where can you find the most-evolved goats?
The Galapagoats.
The Galapagoats.
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Report 8points POST #83 What's the best butter on the farm?
A goat.
A goat.
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Report 8points POST #84 Did you hear the one about the guy who herds baby goats for a living - he's great with kids. Report 8points POST #85 Goat-puns aren't all baaa-d you know.
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Report 8points POST #86 What musical do goats watch over and over again?
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamgoat. Report 7points POST #87 You’ve goat mail.
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamgoat. Report 7points POST #87 You’ve goat mail.
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Report 7points POST #88 Which president did the goat like the most?
Billy Clinton. Report 7points POST #89 What’s a goat’s favorite chick flick?
Something’s Goatta Give.
Billy Clinton. Report 7points POST #89 What’s a goat’s favorite chick flick?
Something’s Goatta Give.
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Report 7points POST #90 What video game are goats amazing at?
Mario Goat Cart! Report 7points POST #91 What did the employer tell the interviewee?
“You goat the job!” Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #92 You’ve goat to be kidding me.
Mario Goat Cart! Report 7points POST #91 What did the employer tell the interviewee?
“You goat the job!” Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out #92 You’ve goat to be kidding me.
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Report 7points POST #93 Why did the goat end up crashing into the wall?
She didn’t see the ewe turn. Report 7points POST #94 What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli. Report 7points POST #95 What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
She didn’t see the ewe turn. Report 7points POST #94 What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli. Report 7points POST #95 What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
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Report 7points POST #96 If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid? Report 7points POST #97 I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding. Report 7points POST #98 What did Scrooge see when he spent the festive season on the farm?
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The goats of Christmas past. Report 7points POST #99 How does a goat sign his Christmas cards?
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Season’s bleatings. Report 7points POST #100 How did the police goat get a confession?
He interrogoated the suspect.
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Report 7points POST #101 What’s a goat’s favourite sports position?
Goatkeeper.
Goatkeeper.
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Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life 30 Y.O. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling #102 What’s a goat’s favourite instrument?
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A goatar. Report 7points POST #103 What happened when the party was crashed?
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It goat out of hand. Report 7points POST #104 What do you call a goat trying to procreate?
A mounting goat.
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Report 7points POST #105 What did the goat say when he looked in the mirror?
Halloumi.
Halloumi.
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Report 7points POST #106 Who’s the biggest business mogul in the goat world?
Bill Goats.
Bill Goats.
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Report 7points POST #107 What did the whistle-blower goat say to the reporter?
“Don’t goat me on that.” Report 7points POST #108 What’s a goat’s favourite musical?
The Goatest Showman.
“Don’t goat me on that.” Report 7points POST #108 What’s a goat’s favourite musical?
The Goatest Showman.
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Report 7points POST #109 Why did the goat go to the library?
To return a buck. Report 7points POST #110 Why was the billy goat a bad manager?
To return a buck. Report 7points POST #110 Why was the billy goat a bad manager?
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He was too egoatistical. Report 7points POST #111 How does the goat greet his friends?
“Hay there!” Report 7points POST See Also on Bored Panda "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Man’s Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order Woman Flabbergasted At Thrift Store's Prices, Calls Them Out By Sharing 14 Examples #112 What did the goat say to the cow?
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They've milked us for all we're worth! Report 7points POST #113 I got given an adorable baby goat, but it can't bend its knees - they say it's a-cute-kid-knee disorder. Report 7points POST #114 A goat walks into a post office and says to the postmaster, “I need to send a telegram.”
The postmaster replies, “OK, what is it?”
The goat says, “I need it to say, ‘Maa maa maa maa maa maa maa.'”
Counting the words, the postmaster tells the goat, “Well, for the same price, I can put four more ‘maas’ for you.”
The goat looks at him and scoffs, “But then it wouldn’t make any sense!” Report 7points POST #115 I don’t know how I goat here.
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Report 6points POST #116 What did the mama goat and her kids do each night?
Read scary goat stories! Report 6points POST #117 What did the angry goat say to her husband?
“Don’t goat me started.” Report 6points POST #118 What do you call a young goat that knows martial arts?
A karate kid. Report 6points POST #119 What are a goat’s favorite song lyrics?
“I goat to get up to get down!” Report 6points POST Robert Berrios Robert Berrios Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Never goat to give you up, never goat to let you down.....
Read scary goat stories! Report 6points POST #117 What did the angry goat say to her husband?
“Don’t goat me started.” Report 6points POST #118 What do you call a young goat that knows martial arts?
A karate kid. Report 6points POST #119 What are a goat’s favorite song lyrics?
“I goat to get up to get down!” Report 6points POST Robert Berrios Robert Berrios Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 9 months ago Never goat to give you up, never goat to let you down.....
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1 1point reply #120 Don’t goat me wrong. Report 6points POST #121 No kidding. Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 Parents Having A Pretty Miserable Day Photoshop Troll Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally Strikes Again, And The Result Is Hilarious (17 Pics) #122 You’ve goat this!
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Report 6points POST #123 For goat’s sake, that’s enough. Report 6points POST #124 Cat goat your tongue? Report 6points POST #125 Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
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Report 6points POST #126 I saw a cartoon portraying a politician as a goat… It was satyr. Report 6points POST #127 What’s a goat’s favourite animal?
An alligoator.
An alligoator.
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Report 6points POST #128 What’s a goat’s favourite hobby?
Goat Kart racing.
Goat Kart racing.
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Report 6points POST #129 What did the betrayed goat say?
“How could you fursake me?” Report 6points POST #130 What does the billy say to the badly-behaved kids?
“Have you goat anything to say for yourself?” Report 6points POST #131 What did the farmer say to the man who found his missing goat?
“How could you fursake me?” Report 6points POST #130 What does the billy say to the badly-behaved kids?
“Have you goat anything to say for yourself?” Report 6points POST #131 What did the farmer say to the man who found his missing goat?
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“You really got my goat!” Report 6points POST See Also on Bored Panda 50 People Who Are Having A Terrible Day At Work 30 Mistakes Made By Designers And Architects Who Didn’t Think Of The Person Who’d Be Using Their Designs #132 What did the executive goat’s PA say?
“You’ve goat mail.” Report 6points POST #133 Whatever floats your goat! Report 5points POST #134 I goat you, babe!
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Report 5points POST #135 Goat milk? Report 5points POST #136 What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
Billy the Kid.
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Report 5points POST #137 The buck pined over his long lost love. The one that goat away.
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Report 5points POST #138 What did the goat say to the shearer?
“Cashmere if you can!” Report 5points POST #139 Why is it so hard to have a good conversation with a goat?
“Cashmere if you can!” Report 5points POST #139 Why is it so hard to have a good conversation with a goat?
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Because they’re always butting in. Report 4points POST #140 Why did the goat’s phone die?
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